After the runaway cult success of You Couldnt Make It Up and You Really Couldnt Make It Up, Jack Crossley returns with his latest cornucopia of wonderful anecdotes and strange goings-on from around the British Isles. In his many years as a newspaper journalist, Jack Crossley has collected literally thousands of these strange-but-true newspaper items. They are stories tha After the runaway cult success of You Couldnt Make It Up and You Really Couldnt Make It Up, Jack Crossley returns with his latest cornucopia of wonderful anecdotes and strange goings-on from around the British Isles. In his many years as a newspaper journalist, Jack Crossley has collected literally thousands of these strange-but-true newspaper items. They are stories that you wouldnt believe if they werent written down in black and white. You Absolutely Couldnt Make It Up is another wonderful collection of irresistible whimsy, a testament to Great Britains lasting legacy of eccentricity, bizarre bureaucracy, and confounding stubbornness!