A top club can spend millions on a legendary player, but its the small, random things that can affect a soccer match--like a bottle dropped on a goalkeepers toe or your most creative footballer fleeing town after a drunken encounter with another players wife. This witty, trivia-packed alternative history pays tribute to the games unpredictability…and fans will love eve A top club can spend millions on a legendary player, but its the small, random things that can affect a soccer match--like a bottle dropped on a goalkeepers toe or your most creative footballer fleeing town after a drunken encounter with another players wife. This witty, trivia-packed alternative history pays tribute to the games unpredictability…and fans will love every second.