What happens when you are sharing a flat with Prince Edward and twenty pygmies? When an artificial-foot freedom fighter throws a British-made foot at the Chairman of the Communist Party of China, and is then bundled off to a Mobile Prison made by the Ford Motor Company? What about the Lady Di Chinese Restaurant in Walthamstow which specializes in radishes carved in the sha What happens when you are sharing a flat with Prince Edward and twenty pygmies? When an artificial-foot freedom fighter throws a British-made foot at the Chairman of the Communist Party of China, and is then bundled off to a Mobile Prison made by the Ford Motor Company? What about the Lady Di Chinese Restaurant in Walthamstow which specializes in radishes carved in the shape of British Prime Ministers? Will Andrew Lloyd Webber complete his new musical Dog Breeder? As a stand-up comedian, Harry Hill is the equal of Eddie Izzard, Rich Hall, and Frank Skinner. Performing bareback for the first time, the self-styled debonaire dachshund now makes his fiction debut.