Pretty, well-balanced Rachel used to be every mothers dream. Now shes every mothers nightmare. The reason? sexy, sultry Marko, Mr Darcy with a nose stud. As Marko lures Rachel off to save a woodland and lose her virginity, her nice liberal mum, Catherine, wishes she could lock Rachel in the bedroom, while Rachels disapproving granny, Lavinia, decides on some far more dr Pretty, well-balanced Rachel used to be every mothers dream. Now shes every mothers nightmare. The reason? sexy, sultry Marko, Mr Darcy with a nose stud. As Marko lures Rachel off to save a woodland and lose her virginity, her nice liberal mum, Catherine, wishes she could lock Rachel in the bedroom, while Rachels disapproving granny, Lavinia, decides on some far more dramatic action. In this poignantly funny and wildly entertaining story of the war between the generations, all three women find their values - and their love lives - changed forever.