Humans actually believe they are superior beings. This delusion explains many of the silly behaviors that are so frustrating to us. Some of our best friends are human, but lets face it, as a species, theyre limited. Contained in this little human training manual for cats are some of the following topics: Human Inferiority and How to Adopt a Rescue Human; The Dysfunctio Humans actually believe they are superior beings. This delusion explains many of the silly behaviors that are so frustrating to us. Some of our best friends are human, but lets face it, as a species, theyre limited. Contained in this little human training manual for cats are some of the following topics: Human Inferiority and How to Adopt a Rescue Human; The Dysfunctional Species--Bald, Nearly Blind, with Only Two Legs; If Only They Could Speak...; Why Cant They Wash Properly?; Theyd Be So Much Happier Neutered or Spayed ; A Genetic Inability to Mouse and Other Eating Disorders; and Human Selfishness and Poor Service. An essential owners handbook for felines everywhere.