Is this the right book for you? Take this test to find out! Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school? Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths? Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else? Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs? Score one point for each yes answer. 3-5 Y Is this the right book for you? Take this test to find out! Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school? Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths? Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else? Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs? Score one point for each yes answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very disgusting person. You will love this book 1-2 You are a fairly disgusting person. You will love this book. 0 You dont realise how much fun being disgusting can be. You will love this book.