Expect the unexpected in this ridiculously named, reassuringly chunky book, jam-packed full of eye-openingly absurd facts, lies, half-truths, thoughts, suggestions and musings with more footnotes than an orchestra of millipedes. Lists include: Possessors of Notable Moustaches (Real or Otherwise), What MI5 Look For When Recruiting, Basic Requirements for Being A Pirate Expect the unexpected in this ridiculously named, reassuringly chunky book, jam-packed full of eye-openingly absurd facts, lies, half-truths, thoughts, suggestions and musings with more footnotes than an orchestra of millipedes. Lists include: Possessors of Notable Moustaches (Real or Otherwise), What MI5 Look For When Recruiting, Basic Requirements for Being A Pirate Captain, Animal Breakouts and 10 Things I Think I Know About the Moon Without Looking Them Up (Or Up at It). From the best-selling author of Awful End.