Aussie Madeline Wolfe has left her home, her surfboard and her hemisphere for the new man in her life. Alexander Drake, indisputed King of the TV jungle, gives the best cunnilingus this side of a detachable shower nozzle. Hes also the kind of bloke who goes through the Tunnel of Love holding his own hand. By the time Maddy discovers that its not just Alexs feet but his Aussie Madeline Wolfe has left her home, her surfboard and her hemisphere for the new man in her life. Alexander Drake, indisputed King of the TV jungle, gives the best cunnilingus this side of a detachable shower nozzle. Hes also the kind of bloke who goes through the Tunnel of Love holding his own hand. By the time Maddy discovers that its not just Alexs feet but his entire body thats made of clay, shes taken a pregnancy test . . . and failed. Will Alex chicken out of his obligation to his egg? Screamingly funny Jilly Cooper Buy this book Sue Townsend