Mark is concerned that his dad has too much to do since his mum left - looking after him and his sister Tammy, the house and his vets practice. He advertises for a girlfriend for his dad and soon the surgery is full of eager women, including the beautiful, but evil, Divine and her ugly henchman, Jaundice. Paperback , 176 pages Published August 26th 2003 by Puffin (first published January 1st 2003)