Mimi and Ralph have left social climbing, pushy parenting and their marital problems behind them in London, and moved west to the bucolic green depths of the country. Or so they thought. Yes, theres mud and masses of fresh air, plenty of handsome hayseeds and theres Rose, Mimis new best friend and Dorsets answer to Martha Stewart. But what should be Shire Heaven is, it Mimi and Ralph have left social climbing, pushy parenting and their marital problems behind them in London, and moved west to the bucolic green depths of the country. Or so they thought. Yes, theres mud and masses of fresh air, plenty of handsome hayseeds and theres Rose, Mimis new best friend and Dorsets answer to Martha Stewart. But what should be Shire Heaven is, it turns out, just as tricky to navigate as Notting Hell. Theres low-level conflict between the racehorses in vintage/Diesel/Ralph Lauren and the brood mares in Barbour/Boden, theres guerrilla warfare between the landowners and eco-warriers and naked hostility between Old Money, New Money and No Money. Yes, in honeybourne, if you dont have: 1) A landscaped garden within 1000 acres (minimum) of prime land 2) A helipad for your trophy guests 3) An organic farm shop selling 16 sorts of home-made sausages 4) Four pony-mad polo-playing children 5) A literary festival in your mini-stately 6) A bottom that looks smackable in jodhpurs Then, well...youre Mimi basically. And thats just the start of her problems. Mimi also has a secret. But can she keep it?