For Lucy Sweeney, Motherhood Isnt All Astanga Yoga And Cath Kidston Prints. Its Been Years Since The Dirty Laundry Pile Was Less Than A Metre High, Months Since Lucy Remembered To Have Sex With Her Husband, And A Week Since She Last Did The School Run Wearing Pyjamas. Motherhood, It Seems, Has More Pitfalls Than She Might Have Expected. Caught Between Perfectionist Yummy Mummy No 1 And Hypercompetitive Alpha Mum, Lucy Is In Danger Of Losing The Parenting Plot. And Worst Of All, Shes Alarmingly Distracted By Sexy Domesticated Dad. Its Only A Matter Of Time Before The Dirty Laundry Quite Literally Blows Up In Her Face...