Adrian Mole and The Weapons of Mass Destruction is the sixth book in Sue Townsends Adrian Mole series. Wednesday April 2nd: My birthday. I am thirty-five today. I am officially middle-aged. It is all downhill from now. A pathetic slide towards gum disease, wheelchair ramps and death. Adrian Mole is middle-aged but still scribbling. Working as a bookseller and living in L Adrian Mole and The Weapons of Mass Destruction is the sixth book in Sue Townsends Adrian Mole series. Wednesday April 2nd: My birthday. I am thirty-five today. I am officially middle-aged. It is all downhill from now. A pathetic slide towards gum disease, wheelchair ramps and death. Adrian Mole is middle-aged but still scribbling. Working as a bookseller and living in Leicesters Rat Wharf; finding time to write letters of advice to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal combat with a vicious swan called Gielgud; measuring his expanding bald spot; and trying to win-over the voluptuous Daisy... Adrian yearns for a better more meaningful world. But hes not ready to surrender his pen yet...