Marian Keyes, bestselling author of Lucy Sullivan is Getting Married, loves shoes and her LTFs (Long Term Friends), hates estate agents and lost luggage, and she once had a Christmas office party that involved roasting two sheep on a spit. When people ask me what I do for a crust and I tell them that Im a novelist, they immediately assume that my life is a non-stop carous Marian Keyes, bestselling author of Lucy Sullivan is Getting Married, loves shoes and her LTFs (Long Term Friends), hates estate agents and lost luggage, and she once had a Christmas office party that involved roasting two sheep on a spit. When people ask me what I do for a crust and I tell them that Im a novelist, they immediately assume that my life is a non-stop carousel of limos, television appearances, hair-dos, devoted fans, stalkers and all the glitzy paraphernalia of being a public figure. Its time to set the record straight. I write alone, in a darkened bedroom, wearing my PJs, eating bananas, my laptop on a pillow in front of me ... Her novels are read and adored by millions around the world - now read Marian Keyes collected pieces: regular bulletins from the woman under the duvet.